Oh, the days -- weeks, even -- of my university life I spent working out the determinants of matrices. The 3×3 version was the main culprit, of course, usually needing to be split down into three smaller determinants, and usually requiring a sign change in one or two that I'd
Read More →Dear Uncle Colin, My teacher recently challenged me to tackle the missing numbers problem below and I don't know where to start! It's driving me to disgust with the whole number system. Crazy Old Numbers, Wacky And Yucky #Edtech and gimmicks won't help students solve this, but considering the nature
Read More →It's a best-seller in France, apparently: the wild-haired but immaculately-dressed Fields Medallist's story of how he and his colleague solved the Landau damping problem. But therein lies my difficulty with it: I don't know about, or especially care about, the Landau damping problem. It's a McGuffin: it might as well
Read More →In a departure from the norm, Wrong But Useful tries its first panel game. In a completely original format, our intrepid podcasters trade lies in a panel game entitled Spoof My Proof. On Colin's team: @christianp (Christian Lawson-Perfect) and @dragon_dodo (Dominika Vasilkova) On Dave's team: @realityminus3 (Elizabeth A. Williams) and
Read More →Dear Uncle Colin, In one of Randall Munroe's What If? articles he says that the maths of finding a random point on a sphere is a bit hairy. Can't you just pick a random latitude and longitude? -- Surely Places Have Equal Random Expectations You would think so, wouldn't you,
Read More →"'The book that could change football for ever' -- The Times," screams the garish orange front cover. Noted football experts Malcolm Gladwell and Billy Beane shower it with praise. Apparently everything I know about football is wrong. Despite all of the dubious hype, The Numbers Game: Why Everything You Know
Read More →"Arr!" said the Mathematical Pirate. "Pieces of eight!" said the Mathematical Pirate's parrot. "How many pieces of eight?" "Seven!" "That'll be... seventy and ten minus twenty and four, making fifty and six!" "Who's a clever boy?" asked the parrot. "Awk!" --- The Mathematical Pirate is, indeed, a clever boy. He's
Read More →Dear Uncle Colin, I'm finding it hard to understand why, when you multiply two negative numbers together, you get a positive number. I accept that it's true, but I was brought up to believe that two wrongs don't make a right. -- Positive Equals A Negative Otherwise? There is a
Read More →"Prediction is very difficult, especially if it's about the future" -- Niels Bohr (attrib.) Like everybody else, I had no idea who Nate Silver was until I started following his 538 column in the run-up to the 2008 US Presidential election. Like everyone else, I took some solace from his
Read More →"$\ln$", said the student, "of 123,456,789." He sighed, contemplated reaching for a calculator, and thought better of it. "18.4," said the Mathematical Ninja, absent-mindedly. "A bit more. 18.63." The student diligently wrote the number down, the Mathematical Ninja half-heartedly pretended to visit some violence on him, and the student squeaked
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