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Dear Uncle Colin,
I was recently on a tour of a whisky distillery where the guide told us about the 'angel's share': every year, 2% of the alcohol in a bottle evaporates. He went on to explain that a 25-year-old single malt would have half the alcohol it did originally.
That doesn't seem right, though -- it would mean a 51-year-old whisky would make you slightly more sober for drinking it! What's going on?
-- Got A Lot Of Inverse Scotch
You're quite right, GALOIS: if there was such a thing as inverse scotch, a shot of it would probably go through your stomach lining and give you peritonitis.
The tour guide is making a very common mistake of mixing up simple evaporation (which isn't a thing) with compound evaporation (which is what actually happens.)
As you say, his/her assumption that losing 2% of the alcohol each year corresponds to the same amount doesn't make sense -- in the extreme case, alcohol that isn't there evaporates, and you get a ridiculous answer, which is a sure sign that there's something wrong.
Instead of $A = 100 - 2n$, as your guide thought, the correct formula for the percentage of alcohol left is $A = 100(0.98)^n$. The two graphs look very similar for small $n$, but the correct curve gradually slopes less steeply.
For instance, after 25 years, a little less than 40% of the alcohol has evaporated1; after 50 years, it's about 63% -- quite a lot less alcoholic, but certainly not non-alcoholic!
I see students make similar mistakes when dealing with financial interest -- it's the same as the difference between simple interest (repeated adding on the same percentage of the original investment) and compound interest (adding on a percentage of whatever's in the bank at that point in time -- so you get interest on the interest!)
-- Uncle Colin