Right, listen up, everyone. I know you've already made your new year's resolutions, and probably broken most of them by now, but I've got one for you to add to your list.

It concerns images like this one:

Anything with a picture of Einstein on it. Anything that says "only for genius??" [sic] or "98% will fail!!" or "Can you solve this?". Any badly-formatted mathematical notation with a misused equals sign. You know the kind of thing I mean.

The resolution I would like you to keep is: start calling these things **fake maths**. Right there, in the comments. Instead of saying "It's 9, you morons!" or "It's 1, you morons!" or "It's ambiguously written, you morons!", say "This is **fake maths**."

At the very best, these things are a test of your knowledge of conventions. In most cases, they are either a) flat-out wrong, b) not uniquely determined, or c) attempts to get hold of your details on Facebook. Often all three. They are rarely, if ever, anything to do with actual proper maths. They serve to confuse and belittle far more than they serve to improve anyone's understanding; even the clear, helpful and 'correct' answers are generally drowned out by the loud, confident, wrong ones.

These things construct and maintain a narrative that maths is a scary, confusing place that's only for genius [sic], an alternative reality that's very useful for demagogues who rely on their electorate not understanding basic maths.

It's **fake maths**. Join me in resolving to call it out.

Or, at the very least, stop tagging me in the sodding things. Thank you.

## Colin

Colin is a Weymouth maths tutor, author of several Maths For Dummies books and A-level maths guides. He started Flying Colours Maths in 2008.
He lives with an espresso pot and nothing to prove.

## Muji

https://imgur.com/gallery/iO2gF

Yup, definitely fake. No relation to a real, unsolved problem in math. No sirree.