Wrong, But Useful: Episode 56
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In Episode 56 of Wrong, But Useful, we’re joined by @zoelgriffiths (Zoe Griffiths), maths communicator from Think Maths.
 Zoe had her poem e, to thee, x in @chalkdustmagazine recently, and did a set about misleading statistics at @aeoud (An Evening Of Unnecessary Detail)
 Bad polls and fake stats, including this from the Mirror and a report on breast cancer screening, righteously rubbished by @dspiegel
 Number of the podcast: 477277, a prime that would probably get you a taxi (and, indeed, would  if you were in Bolsover  thanks, @mathsjamPOR.)
 Colin has upgraded his experience of G4G from “would probably go again” to “would definitely go again”.

The Aperiodical Wikiquote editathon went well:
As our editing window draws to a close, we estimate we've increased the proportion of quotes from women on Wikiquote: Mathematics from 4/158 (~2.5%) to 31/185 (~16.7%). Still plenty of work to do if you want to carry on!
— The Aperiodical (@aperiodical) May 12, 2018  Zoe gives RI Masterclasses on the lottery and has compiled stats about it.
 Dave brings up the clocks in exam halls nonstory.
 Dave has spotted 24hour analogue clocks.
 It’s National Numeracy Day tomorrow (2018 May 16th)
 Colin is reading Eli Maor’s e: The Story Of A Number and approves. He also writes books, such as Cracking Mathematics and The Maths Behind, in case you need to get your total up for free shipping or something.
 Professor Yaffle was based on Bertrand Russell

@samhartburn’s husband 3D printed a 3D noughtsandcrosses game!
@icecolbeveridge @reflectivemaths I told my husband about your noughts and crosses puzzle and now he's made this. He's promised to make a 4d version as soon as I find him a 4d printer... pic.twitter.com/RX3YRL6JF7
— Sam Hartburn (@SamHartburn) May 9, 2018 
Zoe has been making a cricket cake.
I've got to admit: I am proud of this cake. pic.twitter.com/CIeFMgeS9S
— Zoe Griffiths (@ZoeLGriffiths) May 13, 2018We discuss the shape and dimensions of a pitch. We discuss oblongs, geometrical and leafy, as well as discorectangles, degrees of parallelism and the Jastrow illusion.
 Upsidedown triangles and unhelpful conventions.

An email from Chris Warburton:
I was catching up on Wrong But Useful, and had some thoughts on the discussion of maths in school in episode 51. The thing which always sticks in my mind about school maths was the word “simplify”, which cropped up everywhere but didn’t seem to have any consistent meaning. One question might ask to “simplify” x^2 + 8x + 15, expecting the answer (x + 5)(x + 3), whilst another might ask to “simplify” (x + 5)(x + 3) and expect the answer x^2 + 8x + 15 (or at least it seemed that way to me at the time). I get that questioners don’t want to give too much away (e.g. by saying “multiply out” or “factorise”), but as maths teachers/tutors do you know if the curriculum uses the word “simplify” to mean anything other than “rewrite this expression in some nontrivial way that you’ve been taught”? Tangentially, in computer science we often say ‘simplify’ as a synonym for ‘run’, when the expression is a piece of code. That works since the equations in a program are usually ‘directed’, e.g. “x + 0 = x” will cause occurrences of “+ 0” to be eliminated, but it doesn’t cause “+ 0” to get introduced anywhere. This makes “simplifying” unambiguous. In algebra the equations ‘go both ways’, so it’s ambiguous as to what “simplify” actually means.

(We think) Dave came across a game called Block Out.
Players: 2 Materials: 2 dice, graph paper, a colored pencil or crayon for each player, scratch paper (for totaling scores) Object: Cover the largest area by placing rectangles on graph paper How to Play: Alternate turns. On a turn, a player rolls two dice and draws a rectangle using the numbers rolled as the length and width on graph paper. For example, if the numbers rolled are 2 and 3, the player draws a 2 by 3 array. Play continues until a player can’t place a rectangle. Both players add the areas of all of their rectangles, and the highest score wins.

@solvemymaths’s lovely puzzle went viral:
What fraction is shaded? pic.twitter.com/f4kAjoX4C7
— Ed Southall (@solvemymaths) April 23, 2018  @christianp has made a web thing to express any positive integer as the sum of three palindromic integers
 Puzzle feedback: Thanks to @MB_Whitworth for his lovely explanation of the last puzzle  the answer was 272.
 Zoe’s question: If you multiply me by 2, subtract 1, and read the reverse the result you’ll find me. Which numbers can I be?